Food For Flop

I genuinely do not like salads. I have tried everything to make a salad and then to like it. I tend to like salads when other people make them, but I mainly just tolerate them and I wouldn’t be caught dead saying I love them. I have this aussie friend that eats her salad like it’s an art. She picks things with the fork but it’s backwards and then she uses a knife and backs that ass up and scoops it to the back of the fork- it’s just balancing there; I mean it’s like the cirque du soleil of food. And every time she eats the salad I think, ‘man this is making me want a salad’. I tried eating a salad like her but it was like impossible, and then it didn’t really make it taste any better like I thought it would. Anyways, if there isn’t a salad inside two pieces of bread then it’s not really for me and that’s today’s food for flop. I think I will post food for flops on Fridays so it all starts with an F. This blog is getting desperate already.